Surgeon Explains

The first surgeon said, “I like operating on

librarians. When you open them up, everything is in

alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like

operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything

is numbered and organized.” The third surgeon said, “I

like operating on electricians. When you open them up,

everything is color-coded.” The fourth surgeon said, “No

no, operating on politicians is clearly the best, and also

really easy.” The other three surgeons looked at each

other in disbelief. One of them asked why. The fourth

surgeon replied, “Because they are heartless, gutless,

spineless, and their . and head are interchangeable.”