My Wife Is Up There Watching Me

A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity:

looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring

the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated

partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the d**n

ball!” The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me

from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”

“Forget it, man,” says his partner. “You’ll never

hit her from here.”

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