Elderly People’s Trip

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a

roadside restaurant for lunch.  After finishing their meal,

they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When

leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly l**t h*r glasses on

the table, and she didn’t  miss them until they had been

driving for about forty minutes. By then, to add to the

aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they

could  find a place to turnaround, in order to return to

the restaurant to retrieve her glasses. All the way back,

the elderly husband became the classic grumpy old man. He

fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly

during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the

more agitated he became.  He just wouldn’t let up for a

single minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the

restaurant.  As the woman got out of the car, and hurried

inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to

her, While you’re in there, you might as well get my hat

and the credit card.