A Young Man Goes To A Drug Store
A young man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist:
“I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need some protection.
How much is a pack of them rub***s gonna cost me?” The
pharmacist responds: “A three-pack of them is $4.99 with
tax.” “TACKS!” the shocked redneck says. “Gawd a’
mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!”
