Bob Goes To Pick Up His Date

It’s 1957 and Bob goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

Peggy Sue’s father answers the door and invites him in. He

asks Bob what they’re planning to do on the date. Bob

politely responds that they’ll probably just go to the

malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue’s father

suggests, “Why don’t you kids go out and screw? I hear

all of the kids are doing it.” Bob is shocked. “Excuse

me, sir?” “Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes to screw.

She’ll screw all night if we let her.” Peggy Sue comes

downstairs and announces that she’s ready to go. About 20

minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back

into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at

her father, “Dad! The Twist! It’s called the Twist!”