An Old Lady Went To The Grocery Store

A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most

expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check

out counter where she told the check out girl, “Nothing

but the best for my little kitten.” The girl at the cash

register said, “I’m sorry, but we cannot sell you cat

food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people

buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you

are buying the cat food for your cat.” The little old lady

went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the

store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, the old

lady went to the store and bought 12 of the most expensive

dog cookies. The cashier this time demanded proof that she

now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog

food. Frustrated she went home, came back and brought in her

dog. She was then given the dog cookies. The next day she

brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady

asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The

cashier said, “No, you might have a snake in there.” The

little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the

box that would bite her. So the cashier put her finger into

the box and pulled it out and told the little old lady,

“That smells like crap.” The little old lady grinned

from ear to ear, “Now, my dear, can I please buy three

rolls of toilet paper?” Never fool around with a Little

old lady!