An Attorney Went Into A Bar For Martini

An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself

beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and

studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the

old drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring,

“Well, it looks plastic.” Then he rolled it between his

fingers, adding, “But it feels like rubber.” Curious,

the attorney asked, “What do you have there?” The old

drunk replied, “I don’t know, but it looks like plastic

and feels like rubber.” The attorney responded, “Let me

take a look.” So the old drunk handed it over and the

lawyer rolled between his thumb and fingers, then examined

it closely by sniffing and licking it. “Yeah, it does look

like plastic and feel like rubber, has no significant smell

or taste, I sure don’t know what it is. Where did you get

it?” The old drunk man replied, “Out of my nose!”