Bob Went To A Clinic For A Checkup

The nurse asked him to remove his clothing and put on a gown

to be checked by the doctor. – “In front of you?” He

asks, shy. The nurse says: – “Well no, but I’ve seen

the human body before. The man said, – “Not one like

mine. You’d die laughing at my body.” – “Of course,

I won’t laugh,” said the Nurse to the patient, “I’m

a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at

a patient.” – “Okay then,” said the patient, and he

proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body

with the smallest 4dult male organ the Nurse had ever seen

in her life. In length and width, it was almost identical to

a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to

stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started

laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very

badly that she had laughed at the man’s pri***e p**t, she

composed herself as well as she could. – “I am so

sorry,” she said, “I don’t know what came over me. On

my honor as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won’t

happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?

– “It’s swollen,” Bob replied.