A Crusty Old Man Walks Into A Bank

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller,

“I want to open a f*cking checking account.” The

astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, but that

kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.” The woman

leaves the window & goes over to the bank manager to

inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that a woman

does not have to listen to that foul language. They both

return to the window & the manager asks the old geezer,

“Sir, what seems to be the problem here?” There is no

f*cking problem,” the man says. “I just won $200 million

bucks in the d**n lottery & I want to put my f*cking

money in this d**n bank.” “Oh…I see,” says the

manager, “And is this b!**h giving you a hard time

sir…?”