A Man Goes Doctor’S Office To Get Double Dose Of Via**a

A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of

Via**a. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a

double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s

not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really

bad,” said the man. “Well, why do you need it so

badly?” asked the doctor. The man said, “My girlfriend

is coming into town on Friday. My ex-wife will be here on

Saturday, and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you

see? I must have a double dose.” The doctor finally

relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you

have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to

see if there are any side effects.” On Monday, the man

dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked,

“What happened to you?” The man said, “No one showed

up.”