A Teacher Was Asking Her Class

One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in

a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “the sky is

absolutely blue” The teacher said no, “it is not,

sometimes is black or has different colors.” Another

little boy raised his hand and said, “the leaves on the

trees are absolutely green” The teacher said no, “they

could be different colors at different times of the year.”

Little Johnny raised his hand and asked if there were lumps

in farts, the teacher said “no, I don’t believe so”.

And Little Johnny said, “well then I absolutely just s**t

in my pants!”