His Friend Suggested A S*x Certificate For His Wifes Birthday

Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said,… “I don’t know what to get my wife for

her birthday.” “She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so

I’m stuck.” His friend said, “I have an idea! Why don’t you make up a certificate saying she

can have 60 minutes of great s*x, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled.” Adam

decided to take his friend’s advice. The next day at the bar his friend said, “Well? Did you

take my suggestion?” “Yes, I did,” said Adam. His friend replied, “Well, did she like it?”

“Oh yes!” said Adam. “She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the

door, yelling,…” “I’ll be back in an hour!”