Grass Eaters

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a

man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to

stop and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating

grass?” he asked the man. “I don’t have any money for

food,” the poor man replied. “Oh, please come to my

house!” “But sir, I have a wife and four children…”

“Bring them along!” the rich man said. They all climbed

into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, “Sir,

you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in.” The

rich man replied, “No, you don’t understand. The grass

at my house is over three feet tall!”