Daughter Asks Mother Where Do Babies Come From?

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married.

One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and m**e l**e at night.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his banana in the mommy’s cupcake.

That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s banana in your mouth.

What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”