A Chemistry Professor Wanted To

A chemistry professor wanted to teach his class a

lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an

experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of

whiskey and two worms. “Now, class Observe closely the

worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the

water. The worm in the water writhed about, as happy as a

worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the

whiskey It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the

bottom, dead as a doornail. “Now, what lesson can we

derive from this experiment?” the professor asked. Little

Johnny, who naturally sits in the back, raised his hand and

wisely responded… “Drink whiskey and you won’t get

worms!”