A Father Buys A Lie Detector

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when

they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The

father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son

says, “I did some homework.” The robot slaps the son.

The son says, “Ok, Ok, I was at a friend’s house

watching movies.” Dad asks, “What movie did you

watch?” Son says, “Toy Story.” The robot slaps the

son. Son says, “Ok, Ok, we were watching horn.” Dad

says, “What? At your age I didn’t even know what horn

was.” The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says,

“Well, he certainly is your son.” The robot slaps the

mother.