The Priest And Rabbi Did This

The priest says, “Oh heavens, I forgot my lures

back on land” and steps out of the boat, walks across the

water back to the land, and grabs his lures before walking

back to the boat. The atheist was astounded, but before he

could make sense of the situation, the rabbi says, “Oh

Yahweh help me, I forgot my bait!” And he also steps out

of the boat, and walks across the water back to the land to

grab his bait, before walking back to the boat. The atheist

was stunned, but refusing to believe in divinity of any sort

or it’s impact on the world, he says, “Yeah… I left my

extra line on land”. The atheist hops out of the boat and,

“SPLASH!“, he sinks right through to the bottom of the

lake. After a moment the priest looks at the rabbi and says,

“Come to think of it, we probably should have told him

where the rocks were.”