Three Old Ladies

Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table

discussing their problems with getting old The first one

said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise

in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and

I can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start

making a sandwich.” The second lady says, “Yes,

sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and

can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way

down.” The third one says, ” Well, ladies, I’m glad I

don’t have any of those problems, knock on wood.” As she

hit her knuckles on the table she looked up and said,

“That must be the door… I’ll get it!”