Three Sisters Decided To Get Married On The Same Day

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save

their parents the expense of sepa***e weddings. As a further

step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to

spend their honeymoon night at home. Later that night, their

mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a

cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest

daughter’s bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother

thought to herself, “That’s normal, especially on her

wedding night.” She snuck by her second oldest

daughter’s room and heard her laughing. “That’s normal

too,” she said, smiling to herself. Finally, she slipped

by her youngest daughter’s room where she didn’t hear a

peep, but she thought nothing of it. The next morning in the

kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked

her eldest daughter about last night’s noises. “Well

Mom,” she replied, “you always said if it hurt I should

scream.” “You’re absolutely right sweetheart, ”the

mother assured her, turning to her middle daughter. “Now

why were you laughing?” she asked. “You always said if

it tickled, I could laugh,” she answered. “True enough,

honey.” The mother smiled, remembering her newlywed days.

“Now it’s your turn, baby,” she said turning to her

youngest daughter. “Why was it so quiet in your room last

night?” “Mom, don’t you remember? You always told me

never to talk with my mouth full.”