A Old Lady Is Turning 100

An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her

age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the

bank with no problems. Since she is living in a small town

it is a big deal for the town. On her birthday she is

visited by the mayor who presents her with a badge honoring

her as the oldest person in the town. There is also the

local TV station doing a report for the evening news about

her. The reporter asks her: What is your secret for a long

and healthy life? It’s simple, she says never have I in my

entire life argued with another person. That is impossible!

the reporter says. You’re right. says the old lady.