A Blonde Arrived For Her First Golf

A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked

her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The

blonde did so and completely duffed the shot. The pro said,

“Your swing is good but you’re gripping the club too

hard grip the club gently as you would your husband’s

weapon.” The blonde took another shot and bared the ball

275 yards straight down the fairway. The pro said, “That

was excellent!! Let’s try it again, only this time take

the club out of your mouth.”