A Woman Hide Under Bed To Check Her Husband

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home

again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough

and have l**t y*u. Don’t bother coming after me.” Then

she hide under the bed to see his reaction. After a short

while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the

kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him

walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few

minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the

phone and calling someone. “She’s finally gone…yeah I

know, about bloody time, I’m coming to see you, put on

that hot French nightie. I love you…can’t wait to see

you…we’ll do all the naughty things you like. “He hung

up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive off

as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and

with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he

wrote… “I can see your feet We’re outta bread: be back

in five minutes.