Three Friends Talking About Most Counters On Bed

Three friends were bragging about who has had the most counters on bed.

The first guy starts, “You have nothing on me!

I can go to any bar and bring home a new woman every night!

Not only that, but I drive a corvette and have an 8 inch tool!

I’ve sl**t w**h more than 1,100 women!”

The next guy shoots back, “Oh yeah?

Well I’m the top gynecologist at the best hospital in the world.

I make $900,000 a year, have patients and nurses who have sl**t w**h me every hour at work.

All the women compliment me on my 13 inch tool and I’ve sl**t w**h well over 5,000 women.”

Last guy chuckles, “I have you all beat.

I scr***wed over all the folks who were reading this joke.