An Old Couple Wedding

An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out

with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends,

they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the

wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation

regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed

finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old

gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their

physical relationship. “How do you feel about s*x?” he

asked, rather tentatively. “I would like it infrequently

“, she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a

moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her

and whispered, “Is that one word or two?”