There Guy Goes To A Weight Loss

There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says he

needs to lose 20 lbs. The receptionist sends him upstairs,

where he finds a beautiful na**d woman with a sign that says

“If you catch me, you can screw me.” An hour later, he

emerges, sated and 20 lbs. lighter. A month later, he

returns and needs to lose 50 lbs. The receptionist sends him

upstairs again, but this time there are two girls with the

same sign. A day later, he comes out 50 lbs. lighter. A year

later, he returns and needs to lose 100 lbs. He gets sent

upstairs again, where he finds a huge gorilla with a sign

that reads “If I catch you, I screw you