Two Old Italian Men Are Sitting On A Bench

Two old Italian men are sitting on a bench arguing about who

is the most desirable woman in the world. The first says,

“For me, it must be the greatest Italian actress, Sophia

Loren. Every man who ever saw her movies fantasized about

her.” The second man replies, “That’s what I used to

think, but now it must be this woman from the United States,

Vir**nia Pipalini.” “Who is that!? I’ve never heard of

her!” “Me neither, but there’s an article here in the

newspaper that says she had s*x with 5,000 men in just one

year. So she must be amazing.” The first man grabs the

newspaper and reads the headline: VIR**NIA PIPELINE LAID BY

5,000 MEN IN 12 MONTHS