A Truck Driver Was Going Down A Steep Incline

A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the

foot of the hill, he was able to m**e o*t a couple having

s*x in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he

sounded his horn, but they didn’t move. He finally brought

the truck’ to a halt inches from them. The truck driver

got out and stormed: “What the hell’s the matter with

you two?. Didn’t you hear me? You could have been

killed!” The man replied nonchalantly: “Listen, I was

coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the

only one with brakes.”