An Old Man Gets On A Crowded Bus
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him
a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane
slips on the floor and he falls down. As he gets up, a
seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says,
“If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your
stick, it wouldn’t slip.” The old man snaps back,
“Well, if your daddy did the same thing seven years ago, I
would have a seat today!”