Buying Horse

Do all fairy tales begin with “Once upon a Time”? No, many of them begin “If I am elected, I

promise …” Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father

moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump. After a few

minutes, Johnny asked “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I’m

buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.” Johnny,

looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom!”