A Student And The Head Teacher

A student and the head teacher in a school. Set the scene: Recently a school in a small village has

been vandalised, this is a big deal as the village is so small and everyone knows each other… the

vandal as yet to be caught & a warrant has been put out for his/ her arrest… Student: Have you

heard about the vandalism that has just took place in the school Sir? Head teacher: Yea (he replies)

what an awful thing to do! Student: I think I know who’s done it! Head teacher: Who!? Student: Joe

Head teacher: Joe who? Student: Joe mama!!! the student gets expelled