Guardian Angel

Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall

down and kill you.” The man stopped; a big brick fell in front of him. The astonished man

continued walking to the cross walk. The voice shouted, “Stop! If you take one more step, a car

will run over you and you will die.” The man stood still; a car came careening around the corner,

barely missing him. “Where are you?” the man asked. “Who are you?” “I am your guardian

angel,” the voice answered. “Oh yeah?” the man asked. “Where the hell were you when I got

married last week?”