Three Wishes

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they

don’t like each other. One day, they come across a golden

frog who offers them three wishes each. Mr. Bear wishes that

all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr. Rabbit

wishes for a crash helmet. Mr. Bear’s second wish is that

all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as

well. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. Mr. Bear’s final

wish is that all the other bears in the world were female,

leaving him the only male bear in the world. Mr. Rabbit revs

the engine of his motorcycle and says, “I wish that Mr.

Bear was g4y!” and rides off.