At The Deer Camp

Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.

No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.

They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with

him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first

guy sl**t w**h Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning

with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other

two said, “Man, what happened to you?” He said, “Daryl

snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all

night.” The next night it was the second guy’s turn. In

the morning, Same thing happens again, his hair is standing

up, eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, “Man, what

happened to you? You look awful!” He said, “Man, that

Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all

night.” The third night was Frank’s turn. Frank was a

big burly ex-football player; a man’s man. The next

morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy-tailed.

“Good morning,” he said. The other two couldn’t

believe it! He looked rested and wide awake. They asked,

“Man, what happened?” He said, “Well, we got ready for

bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his b**t and

kissed him good night. Daryl sat up and watched me all

night.”