The Missing Shoe

One evening, a man gave his tipsy secretary a ride home

after an office party. His wife was prone to jealousy, so he

didn’t mention the incident to her. Later in the evening,

he was driving his wife to a restaurant when he noticed a

stiletto-heeled shoe half-hidden under the passenger seat.

Gripped with terror, he took advantage of a moment when she

wasn’t looking to grab the shoe and throw it out of the

window. The rest of the journey went well until they arrived

at the restaurant. “That’s strange,” said his wife,

looking a little agitated. “Have you seen my other

shoe?”