James Bond Walks Into A Bar

James Bond walks into a bar. He looks around, and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He

gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this

and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No,” he replies, “Q has just given me this

state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.” The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art

watch? What’s so special about it?” Bond explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me

telepathically.” The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?” “Well, it says you’re not

wearing any pan***s.” The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am

wearing pan***s!” Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, “Bloody thing’s an hour fast.”