A Monkey Is Sitting In A Tree

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard

walks past, looks up and says to the monkey“Hey, what’re

you doing?” The monkey replies, “Smoking’ a joint,

come up and have some.” So the lizard climbs up and sits

next to the monkey and they smoke a few joints. After a

while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry and he’s going

to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that

he leans over too far and falls into the river. A crocodile

sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the

side, then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with

you?” The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was

sitting up a tree with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned

and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The

crocodile says he has to check this out and wanders into the

jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting

finishing up a joint. The crocodile yells up to the monkey

and says “Hey!” The monkey looks down and says,

“Dammmmmm…..How much water did you drink?!