A Middle-Aged Man Was Tired Of His Job

A middle-aged man was tired of his job in the city and wanted a place where he could relax. So he

decided to go to the seaside and buy a house. He found the perfect house and was about to buy it

when his next-door neighbor to show up: a very fit, athletic 85-year-old man, with a full head of

beautiful silver hair! “Hey old-timer, it seems this place has done you good! You look very fit

and in shape.” Says the man “You wouldn’t believe the wonders of this place when I first set

foot here I couldn’t even walk, and I was bald! Now, look at me!” He exclaims. The man, who had

been fearing of growing old, bald and weak, is very excited at this news, and immediately buys the

house next door. However, a month passes by, and, shockingly, the man starts balding and feels no

different physically. So he decides to speak with the old-timer. “Hey old-timer, you said you grew

hair and started walking after you moved here, but I’m balding, what gives? How long have you been

here for these effects to show?” says the man The old-timer simply responds: “Well, sonny, I was

born an raised here, so it might take a while!”