Where Jesus Lives

One day at Sunday school, the teacher was asking the kids where Jesus lives. The teacher picked on

one of the kids. “Jesus lives in my heart.” “Very good.” said the teacher. She picks on

another kid who replies, “Jesus lives in Heaven.” Very good said the teacher. Little Johnny is

in the back just waving his hand to be called on. The teacher didn’t want to call on little Johnny

but finally did. “Jesus lives in the bathroom.” After a moment, the teacher asked why he lived

in the bathroom. “Every morning when my dad gets up he bangs on the bathroom door and asks Jesus

Christ are you still in there?”