A New Blonde Hostess Were Flying

A new blonde hostess began her first day. The route they

were flying required that they make a stop in another city

for the night. Soon after their arrival the captain showed

all the flight attendants to their rooms. The next morning

the pilot was preparing everyone to leave, and he noticed

his new flight attendant was missing. He knew which room she

was in at the hotel and called her up, as he was wondering

what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing. “I

can’t get out of my room!” “You can’t get out of

your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?” The hostess

replied, “There are only three doors in here,” she

cried, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one

has a sign on it that says, ‘Do Not Disturb’!”