A Husband And Wife At Custody Court

The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: “why do you

think you deserve custody of the child?” Ex wife: “I

brought him into this world so I should have custody of

him” Judge: “that is a simple yet good reason.” Then

the judge looks towards the Ex husband. Judge: “why do you

think you deserve custody of the child, sir?” The ex

husband thought long and hard about his response, after a

brief moment of silence. He replies Ex Husband: “if I put

money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out. Is it mine

or the machines?”