The Teacher Ask What They Got Up To Over The Weekend

Monday morning in school and teacher is asking her class what they got up to over the weekend.

Little Johnny puts his hand up, “Miss, Miss, I went to look on a farm Miss and I saw loads of

animals.” The teacher replies, “Oh really Johnny, what animals did you see?” He answers,

“There were chickens Miss, and sheep, the farmer showed me his pigs and then he took me out to the

field and showed me his f**kers, Miss.” Teacher aghast, “Really Johnny that’s dreadful

language and what on earth are you talking about?” Johnny retorts, “Well they looked like cows

Miss and the farmer said they were offers but I knew what he meant!”