Old Italian Man Goes To Church

An old Italian man goes to church for confession, he starts, “Father forgive me for I have sinned.

During the war. I hide a young Jewish girl in my cellar. “That was a wonderful thing you did and

needs no forgiveness”, Said the priest. “That’s not all, we struck up a romantic relationship,

We m**e l**e everyday and sometimes twice on Sundays. The priest thought for a while then said.

“Those were difficult times, and things happen that otherwise wouldn’t, You are forgiven my son.

The old man starts to leave , then turns and says, “Should I tell her the wars over.