Sick Police

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix… The doctors operated and advised

him that all was well, however, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his

cro**h. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn’t told him about it, he

finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making

him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pu**c hair and pri***e pa**s were three wide strips of

adhesive tape, the kind that doesn’t come off easily – if at all. Written on the tape in large

black letters was the sentence, “Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Focus you gave a

speeding ticket to last week. Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn’t it?”