An Old Lady Having A Problem

One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an

itch in her cro**h. She told the doctor her problem and he

said, “You have the crabs”. She informed the doctor that

it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old

vir**n. She went to another doctor and explained her problem

to him. The doctor said, “You probably have the crabs”.

“No” she said, “I am an eighty year old vir**n.”

Frustrated, she went to a third doctor. She said, “Doctor

can you help me? I have an itch in my cro**h. Don’t tell

me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old

vir**n. It can not be the crabs.” The doctor said, Jump on

the table and let’s have a look.” “After examining the

doctor proclaimed, “Ma’am, your right, you do not have

the crabs, this che**y is so old, you have fruit flies.”