Young Woman And Old Man Get Married

A 90-year-old man marries a beautiful 25-year-old woman. They go on their honeymoon to beautiful,

picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his

young bride and says, “Honey, I’m tired after all this excitement. I’m going to go to bed. See

you in the morning.” She says “Ok”, and off he goes to bed, while she stays in the living room

of their honeymoon suite. 11 pm that night, he comes into the living room and begins to make

passionate love to his new wife. Once they finish up, he once again excuses himself and goes back to

bed. The young woman is so exhausted, that she falls asleep right there on the couch. 1 am that same

night, he comes into the living room again, wakes her up again, and they once again make passionate,

incredible, mind-blowing love. She’s amazed at his stamina and performance, especially for a man

as old as he is! This time was better than the last, too! Once again, they finish up and he goes off

to bed. She, same as before, passes out on the couch with a smile from ear to ear. 3 am that same

night, he once AGAIN comes into the living room and wakes her, ready to kick off round three. This

time, she stops her stallion of a husband and asks him, “Dear, how do you do it?! How can you come

in here two times already tonight and be ready for a third go?!” He looks at her with a twinkle in

his eye and says, “I was here twice already?!”