A Couple Took In An 18-Year-Old Girl

An old couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She

asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house

told her they didn’t have a bath, although if she wanted

to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.

“Monday’s the best night when my husband goes out to

darts,” she said. The girl agreed to have a bath the

following Monday. After her husband had gone to the pub for

his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the

girl get undr***ed. She was surprised to see that the lass

didn’t have any pu**c hair. She mentioned this to her

husband when he came home. He didn’t believe her, so she

said: “Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little

early and wait in the back garden. I’ll leave a gap in the

curtains so you can see for yourself.” So the following

Monday, while the girl again got undr***ed, the wife asked:

“Do you shave?” “No,” replied the girl. “I’ve

just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?”

“Oh, yes,” said the woman, and she pulled up her

nightdress and showed the girl that she was really

generously endowed in the hair department … very

generously indeed. The girl finished her bath and went to

bed. Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife

asked him, “Did you see it?” “Yes,” he said, “But

why the hell did you have to show her yours.” “Why ever

are you worried about that?” she said. “You’ve seen it

often enough before.” “I know,” he said, “but the

darts team hadn’t!”