Fix The Outhouse

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out,

“Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa

replies, “There ain’t nuthin wrong with the outhouse.”

Ma yells back, “Yes there is, now git out there and fix

it.” Pa moseys out to the outhouse, looks around and yells

back, “Ma! There ain’t nuthin wrong with the

outhouse!” Ma replies, “Stick yur head in the hole!”

Pa yells back, “I ain’t stickin my head in that hole!”

Ma says, “Ya have to stick your head in the hole to see

what to fix.” So with that, Pa sticks his head in the

hole, looks around and yells back, “Ma! There ain’t

nuthin wrong with this outhouse!” Ma hollers back, “Now

take your head out of the hole!” Pa proceeds to pull his

head out of the hole,then starts yelling, “Ma! Help! My

beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!” Ma

replies, “Hurt’s, don’t it ?!”