Funny Bad Comedy Joke Of The Day

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing

numbers… Like a telephone… On his hand and talking into

his hand. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a

very tough neighborhood and he doesn’t need any trouble

here. The guy says, “You don’t understand. I’m very

hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was

tired of carrying the cellular.” The bartender says

“Prove it.” The guy dials up a number and hands his hand

to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and

carries on a conversation. “That’s incredible,” says

the bartender. “I would never have believed it!”

“Yeah,” said the guy, “I can keep in touch with my

broker, my wife, you name it. By the way, where is the

men’s room?” The bartender directs him to the men’s

room. The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he

doesn’t return. Fearing the worst given the neighborhood,

the bartender goes into the men’s room. There is the guy

spread-eagle on the wall. His pants are pulled down and he

has a roll of toilet paper up his b**t. “Oh my god!”

said the bartender. “Did they rob you? Are you hurt?”

The guy turns and says: “No, I’m ok. I’m just waiting

for a fax.”