Little Johnny Talking To His Mom

Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is

stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her

triangle of hair and asks: “Mommy what’s that?”

Somewhat flustered she quickly replies: “Well dear that is

my sponge.” Content with her answer off he goes… Later

he runs into the living room and asks “Mommy may I play

with your sponge?” Again his mother is flustered and

quickly states “Why, no you may not, I lost it.” O.K.

this pacifies him and back out to play. Later Johnny races

into the kitchen yelling “Mommy I found the sponge, I

found the sponge.” Confused the mother asks “You did and

where did you find it?” Johnny proudly stated “The maid

is got it and she is washing Daddy’s face with it.”