A New Primary Care Doctor

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two

visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly

well for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I

couldn’t resist asking her, “Do you think I’ll live to

be 80?” “She asked, “Do you smoke tobacco, or drink

beer, wine or hard liquor?” “Oh no,” I replied.

“I’m not doing drugs, either!” Then she asked, “Do

you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?” I said, “Not

much… My former doctor said that all red meat is very

unhealthy!” “Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like

playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?”

“No, I don’t,” I said. She asked, “Do you gamble,

drive fast cars?” “No,” I said… She looked at me and

said, “Then why in heck do you want to live to be 80??”

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